I absolutely did not ignore all of my household chores to make a quilt during every single nap time this week, so it probably isn't practically finished already.
I assuredly did not finish the entire fourth season of Gossip Girl this week. That would be preposterous.
I positively did not just throw away all of our clothes from color fest instead of washing them. That would be horrifyingly wasteful.
I incontestably did not look up synonyms for definitely on thesaurus.com. I have quite a wide and impressive vocabulary all on my own, thank you very much.
And I clearly did not post this adorable picture of my children just so that you would all tell me how cute they are. I don't need to show off for you people.
What did you do this week? Ahem... I mean... NOT do this week?
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I definitely did not eat an entire malt o meal sized bag of cocoa puffs in five days.
I absolutely did not purchase myself a kindle fire today, because of a great refurbished deal, on amazon.
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I indubitably did not skip Foods so that I could spend the day lounging around in my pajamas like a proper home-schooled student. If I had, however, I would have had a good excuse. High school plays are EXHAUSTING.
I incontestably did not let my preschooler eat chocolate cake the whole day yesterday!
Cheers,
Les...
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I did not spend money on a latte that should have went toward anything practical. I mean did...
I love you.
I definitely did not collect rocks as I walked through sloshy gravel parking lots this week.
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